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My Cocktails Will Help You Towards Your Desire To Be Happy.

Below Are Selections From 

Dave's Cocktail Menu:


Teas                          $9.00                                         
        

Adios Mother Fucker         Boston                          California

Chronic                                   Fireman's                    Fog Cutter

French                                     Hypnotiq                      Jamaican   
Lake George                          
Long Beach                Long Island

Miami Vice                            Pink Lemonade         Raspberry

Tarantula                              Tokyo                             Tropical

                                 

Martinis                       $8.00                                  
Apple                                       Cosmopolitan             Dirty 

Electric                                  French                           Gibson

Intrigue                                 Lemon Drop                Manhattan 
Nuclear                                 
Rob Roy                        Soco Manhattan


Margaritas                   $6.00                                  

Blue                                        Catalina                       Cadillac              
Chamborita                        Cool Mint                      Hypnotiq 

Iguana                                  Italian                                 Lime  
Peach                                  
Pomegranate              Ruby 

Strawberry                        Tuacarita

 

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WELL DRINKS      $5.00                  

Bay Breeze                   Bloody Mary ($5.25)

Californian                  Cape Cod        

Cobra                             Copper Head

Daiquiri                         Fox Hound     

Fuzzy Navel                  Gin Tonic       

Gin Ricky                      Grey Hound   

High Ball                       Joe Collins     

John Collins                Madras

Mexican Ruby             Mike Collins

Mojito                             Presbyterian

Rum & Coke                 Screwdriver   

Sea Breeze                   Tequila Sunrise

Tom Collins                  Vodka Ricky

Vodka Tonic                 Whisky Sour  


COCKTAILS $7.00                             $8.00

Blue Lagoon                  Blue Passion                                Alabama Slammer       Animal

Bocci Ball                       Colorado Bulldog                      Blue Hawaiian                 California Mother F.

Downhill Racer            Easy Rider                                    Dirty Mother                     Freddy Fudpucker
Gin/Vodka Gimlet       Hairy Navel     
                             Fuzzy Bush                        God Daughter   
Hawaiian Sea Breeze  
                                                        Green Spider                    Jamaican Wind
Jolly Rancher               
Lynch Mob                                   Harvey Wallbanger       Henrietta Wallbanger  
Melon Ball                      
Orange Blossom                       Love Potion #9                 Mint Julep
Panty Rip                        P
ierced Navel                             Mudslide                             Naked Twist 
Pink Twat                        
Sex on the Beach                       P.S. I Love You                   Red Devil       
Sloe Gin Fizz                   
Slow Comfortable Screw        Tall Islander                     Tequila Sunset

Twister                            Woo-Woo                                       Tornado                              Washington Apple

                                                                                                       White Russian                White Spider 

$10.00                                              $11.00

Bahama Mama            French Kiss                             Dick in the Dirt                      Incredible Hulk 
Hurricane
                     Killer Kool-Aid                        French Connection             Cluster Fuck

Lynchburg Lemonade       Mai Tai        

Rum Runner                Scorpion

Singapore Sling         Skip, Run & Go Naked   
Sweaty Whore             Volcano          

Vulcan Mind Probe   Zombie       


 

SHOOTERS

Agent Orange              $6.00                 Irish Car Bomb                          $8.00

Alligator Sperm          $5.00                 Kamikaze                                     $6.00 
Bloody Rectum           $6.00                 
Kick in the Peaches                $6.00

Blow Job                         $6.00                 Laser Beam                                 $6.50

Boiler Maker                $7.00                  Lion Tamer                                  $6.50

B-52                                 $7.00                  Maybe Later                                $6.50

Death Wish                   $6.50                  Purple Haze                                 $6.50

Deep Throat                 $5.00                  Purple Rain                                 $6.50
Dirty Ashtray               $6.00                 Red Death                                    $5.50                                           

Eclipse                            $5.50                 Som-Bitch                                   $6.50

Flaming Dr. Pepper   $8.00                 Surfer on Acid                           $7.00

Grape Juice                  $6.00                 Switch Blade                              $5.00

Jager Bomb                  $7.00                  Traffic Light                                $6.50

Yellow Submarine     $8.00


Dessert Drinks $7.00            The Liquid Drugstore

Almond Joy                   Banana Boat                     Acid Trip              $10     Anabolic Steroid $6

Banana Nut Bread     Banana Pudding             Flaming Liquid Cocaine Blaster               $9

Brandy Alexander     Candy Bar                           Liquid Cocaine  $8     Liquid Heroin         $8       

Chocolate Chip Cookie                                            Liquid Valium     $8    Liquid Zanex            $7  

Chrystal Slipper          Climax ($9.00)               Muscle Relaxer $6     Quaalude                 $8

Creamsickle                 El Magnifico                   

Girl Scout Cookie

Golden Dream             Gorilla Tit        

Orange Oasis               Oreo Cookie        

Orgasm                          Pink Lady

Silk Panties                  Silk Pink Panties

Southern Peach         Tootsie Roll

      

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